Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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