still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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