Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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