: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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