How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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