just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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