"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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