Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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