brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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