Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I want a musical about memes.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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