im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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