how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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