no, he came in my armpit
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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