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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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