I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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