I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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