Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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