just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I'm both gender and math confused
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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