he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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