I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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