Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
