i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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