so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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