We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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