I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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