Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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