Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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