Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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