Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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