time to smoke my breakfast
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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