i just wanna soil my oats bro
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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