im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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