you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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