He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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