There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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