imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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