The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
