Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
