If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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