the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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