so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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