The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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