He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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