Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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