She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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