using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just google imaged poop.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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