Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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