this beer tastes like vomit already
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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