My brain says no but my pants say off.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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