I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
