Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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