trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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