I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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