Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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