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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  What did I say to him last night?

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  Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  all in all not a bad night

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits

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• (315): View more from New York

  It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  You're fine

  (585): View more from New York

  I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'

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  Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.

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