We're like a lot better than the average bears
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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