there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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